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Well I got another one to add to this list... On wednesday I received my order of 49 chicks and 11 turkey poults, I posted it on my FB status, and a friend pm'd me and asked...how big are the eggs that baby chickens lay?? I thought she was kidding, but turns out she wasn't after all.

Quote: OMG I SO need a life... or at least a less morbid sense of humor... my first thought was... Considering you bought the farm five years ago you type amazingly well. Then again, I consider some of Robert Jordan's greatest words to be... If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to...

Quote: Sometimes I ask my MiL to invite my SiL to the family dinners, just so that I will have something new to laugh about behind her back. My MiL rarely will invite all of us to dinner at the same time. I don't understand why exactly. I know that I can behave myself for at least a few hours...

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ya no worries....I said something less nice sort of combining the words dumb and another word for bottom!!! Quote:

those of you have read my previous postings on this thread already know about my SIL....and someone mentioned I should just try to get her going as a joke...well lets just start by saying that my husband might need a serious smack to the back of the head!! He ws having a conversation with his...

Quote: This one had me busting up. I take it that your SiL has never heard the saying "As rare as hens teeth". I am thinking that chickens with rabies would look a lot like a Gary Larson cartoon characters. I really think you could have a lot of fun scaring your SiL with all the things going...

ok so I had a conversation with my sister in law, she was ranting once again about how I chose tolive up here blah blah blah....and then she asked. "Aren't you worried that the kids will get bitten by one of those chickens of yours and get rabies, or the bird flue??? I heard their teeth are...

Quote: hahahahahahaha super funny!!!!!!!!!!!

well this thread takes me back. When I bouht the farm house my sister in law was all up in arms and was telling her friends and other family members that I was a bad mother. She would rant about how I was moving to a farm with no gas access for heating, no city water, and improper toilet...