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OK so who was it that farted and followed through ? Somehow the petite fart eggs taste superior to the standard size...

From our photo album of T's Teriffic Shots...now it is our chance to show how her horse looked when it saw that blue tarp..giving it our best wide eyed surprised version.

Who me ? No it was everyone else...I was the lookout...my beak is sealed!

Mary tiptoes around the corner...one of the flock is gossiping about her and she needs to catch them in the act...softly, softly...

My impersonation of a Rooster with unusual tail feathers...so what if my butt looks big.

The poulet synchronised swimmers prepare for their spectacular finale...mealworm mid air catching...perfectly synchronised!

Phew...that fart has made my plume stand up...honest...it wasn't me even though my cheeks are flushed... Oh boy...whoever did that fart needs to see a Doctor...made my eyes water....

OK so he expects us to fly up to that pole, swing across onto the platform and slide down the other side...is this a new olympic sport or does he think we have become squirrels...?,

What is Dizzy thinking?

A frontal brazilian...latest fashion...Rio here I come...

Peaches told me that to look as beautiful as her that I needed a new hairstyle and to put on some weight...I agreed... Peaches pooped on my head...well, to be honest she did put some weight on my head and changed my hairstyle...NEVER again thanks!

Bird is Burger King...hey Mom...where is my Coors Beer ? belch...belch....

Wot me ? No it was not me that charged into the electric fence...my mane is always like this...ahem...cough...cough..

Ground control to Major Tom....Can you hear me Major Tom ? (For any David Bowie fans)

Ugh....is it him or her that has "morning breath beak"?