What is this chicken thinking?

[NickyKnack]

No, I don't need glasses. I can read just fine! They're just making the print on the feedbag smaller.

 

[Garjzla]

Oh, no, no, I'm fine...
Urgh, rough night last night. The hens wanted to throw a party since Summer's almost over.
Wait, I thought we had a flock of ten...Not twenty.

 

[Suzie]

Phew...that fart has made my plume stand up...honest...it wasn't me even though my cheeks are flushed...

Oh boy...whoever did that fart needs to see a Doctor...made my eyes water....

 

[NickyKnack]

Alright! I have my game face on, thanks to that chalk block back there.

 

[NickyKnack]

"Im going to go out with you, but I have to say, you look nothing like your profile pic."

 

[kysilkies]

The old chick posted

"Does this story have an ending!!??!!??!!"

 

[kysilkies]

What's Harry Houdani thinking?!?

My guess:

"We all can't wear low cut blouses when we have a bad hair day!

 

[NickyKnack]

What's Harry Houdani thinking?!?

My guess:

"We all can't wear low cut blouses when we have a bad hair day!

I don't care if a mullet is out of style, I've had it all my life, why change it now?

 

[kikiruru]

What is this baby doll thinking?!?!

thank you to all my fans if it were not for you I would not be here today (practicing for the day when I walk down the red carpet)

 

[BantamFan4Life]

What's Harry Houdani thinking?!?


My guess:

"We all can't wear low cut blouses when we have a bad hair day!

The newest chicken-crest shampoo model.