My oldest girls had it tough.
I took all the boys they dated out for a little walk down by the barn. Discussed details like how a man treats a lady, how to tell time (When the little hand is on 10.....), how much my baby meant to me and how little my own life meant when compared to their...
I'll never like the monster that made Daddy's little girl go from "Boys are gross!" to slobbering all over a poster on her wall.
I think he should be umm... well, something BAD!!!!