Cat joke (toilet humour)

Oh no I had a problem, my cat is so fat that when I threw her in the dunny lid wouldn't close properly. The floor got wet from all the overflow when I tried to close the lid. Might need to borrow the neighbor's "skinny" cat


**note to self, make sure the 4 year old has flushed before putting the cat in next time.
 
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Funny joke bantymum. I have two cats, so would that be like the new and improved toilet cleaner 2000 with more vigorous scrubbing action then ever before?
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AussieSharon, I love your avatar.
 
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Indeed Yes, if you can fit 2 in comfortably they would make a great team!, however it could be like putting too many clothes in the washing machine cause "you just want to get it all done Now" and then they dont come out as clean as if you had only 3/4 filled the machine with clothes.
 
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My cats are always in the toilet - drinking! Almost every time I head to the toilet they're perched on the rim with head in the bowl having a nice sip.
 
Banty, love your new avatar. What an absolutely beautiful dress and portrait. So ladylike and demure too, if we didn't know what you're REALLY like...
 
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Yes I do like this photo, it shows my feminine side, Yes i do have one of those too!!
I can be verrry ladylike when i feel like it, it depends on what mood im in when I wake up!
If im feeling "blokey" youll know about it.
Thats the GEMINI thing cutting in, its a pain sometimes.
 

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