Bizzare, funny chicken photos!

Quote:

"Mommy!"



"What are you looking at?"



Headless, wild haired chicken

Excuse us!.... trying to eat here




Are you kidding me ? we are not walking on snow ,..maybe ,if you put some straw down




picture ? did someone say picture?




any closer , ill peck your eye out kid !

Just a little back round first. I have a young jack turkey who was brooded and raised by a EE hen last year. Well, late this fall he began to strut and had had some species identity issues. He started by strutting to one of my Barred Rock hens. A Jenny took issue with that and the cat fight was on.... Here are a few picks.

Here's the jack strutting to the Hen(see the way he is tilting his fan), the Jenny is like "You can't be serious!!"



Next one is the Jenny confronting the Hen. Jenny.."you need to go find your own man!!"



Then the Hen. "I wasn't doing nuthin, he came looking for me." The Jenny is like "don't you go act'in all innocent, I see how you walk around this run, puttin it out there"



Then the hen gets in the Jenny's face. "Look girl, I know you think you all that with your long legs and your skinny behind, I can't help it if he has an eye for someone more mature with a bit more BACK. You had best step off before we have a problem!!!!" "BTW...you need to do something about that gimpy toe you got, IT'S NASTY, just sayin"



Way too much Drama in the run that day....

FOOD!!!!!

Run for it!!!

Got somethin on your beak there, friend.....you gonna eat that?




Anybody home? Sure feels nice and warm in there!

Everyone has such cool and funny photos!

Is it lunch time yet?



What's in your bed?


Are you talkin' to me?


You don't really think you're going to get any work done today, do you?


Hey, Mommy, get up - your squashing me!

Okay. My turn:

Watch where you put that nose!


Everyone's a critic!


Some privacy please?


Yeah - I like blonds and brunettes. You got a problem with that?


One a these days... when you least expect it...


Thanks for the flowers in my dustbath but they were taking up a bit too much space...

Caption this!! Lol