The Dave Leghorn Story~ A Murder Mystery of Epically Punny Proportions

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Acting Inspector Andre le Blindside having taken over the role of Philippe de Gaulouise in France (whilst the Inspector having flown the coop to the USA) is suspicious of misdemeanours in the local vicinity... Interpoulet are investigating the sudden deaths of locals..... is this an international investigation????

Monsieur Bleu Jambe Silkie.... an alias Bresse ( having blue legs ) is suspected of being involved in the demise of at least one Silkie female....

No further comment.... she was a dirty female.........!


Her body being found in a pool of red soil.....
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Oh goodness.... who is this?????? He is NOT of our flock.... dyed feathers and a suspicious gait.....he speaks with a foreign accent... Il ne pas francais!!!!!... Has the suspect flown his own coop and landed in Europe???
 
Intimidation! One of the witnesses in the Dave Leghorn case has reported she came home to find a gruesome sight in her coop




Little RedHen called 911 to report finding the plucked, headless and eviscerated remains of her flock mates when she came home from work on Thursday evening. Officials feel this is related to her being identified as one of the prosecutions leading witnesses in the Dave Leghorn case and is an attempt to intimidate this witness and scare her into not taking the stand at the upcoming trial. ~United Press
 
Little Red Hens sister received a disturbing image in the mail, telling her to get her sister in a broody box and keeping her there until further notice.

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The Yolk News Network has learned that Mr. Highpockets has a standing restraining order filed against him. We have obtained exclusive footage of another road crossing incident involving Mr. Highpockets.

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Mr. Highpockets, the attorney now representing Tom Wyterock, heard in the above video, has gained a reputation for questioning chickens crossing the road. He questioned a roo and a lady-friend in a separate incident from the one on Oct 21 pleading for them to not cross the road stating he was concerned about their safety and whether or not the apparently homeless couple could afford a J-walking charge. He was highly praised for his bravery when he stopped traffic to allow the roo and lady-friend to cross at their leisure. However, not everybody views Mr. Highpockets in such good light.

Lady-friend (not affiliated with the lady-friend in the previous incident) Wildbird is a single mother of six and is a routine road crosser, sometimes crossing the road more than six times a day.



Every day Lady-friend Wildbird (pictured above with her family) crosses the road and every day Mr. Highpockets questions her regarding why she crosses the road. She filed a restraining order against Mr. Highpockets two months ago in hopes to prevent his perpetual questioning of her crossing the road. "I deserve to raise my chicks in a world where a chicken's motive for crossing the road is not questioned," Ms. Wildbird said.
Mr. Highpockets has yet to officially comment on the restraining order.
 
Steele's CSI team works the case




CSI Askew examines a shoe to compare with the imprint found on the scene







While CSI Shirley checks for insect growth on the local fauna




While the rest of the team check this item for prints.








An eye witness turns shy and demands witness protection before revealing what he saw



Frustrated, Steele flashes his wattles


The local photographer comes on scene to help document the murder scene




I'm on the job, says Steele, and will follow the clues until this murder is solved





Here he discusses the situation with the photographer and tells her what areas he wants documented






Even after dark, Steele is on the job.
 

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