- May 25, 2014
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So now I completely understand when you folks talk about chicken math.
Last March:
me - Hey husband, they have chicks at the tractor supply!!
husband - NO!
me - but...
husband - NO no no!!!
Last April:
husband - Hey, they have chicks at the CountryMax!
me - ok...
us - Yay, we have 6 chicks!
Last August:
husband - they sell the chickens at the State Fair!
me - really?
husband - I want a rooster!
us - Yay, we have 2 new chickens and a rooster!
September:
(1 chicken and the rooster disappear)
February:
husband - When do they start selling chicks??
me - I dunno, I'll look it up
March:
husband and kid - Guess what we found at the tractor supply!
me??
husband and child: DUCKS!
me ??!!!
us - Yay, we have 6 ducks!
(3 of which have died. not so much yay.)
April:
me: I think i want different chicks than they have at countrymax.
husband: buy 6 now and then order some. But I think you'll have to get 15.
me: no, I don't want 21 new birds.
husband:
This afternooon:
me: time to order chicks! I see that I can order just 6. That sounds good.
later: 8 hens and 1 rooster ordered.
Last March:
me - Hey husband, they have chicks at the tractor supply!!
husband - NO!
me - but...
husband - NO no no!!!
Last April:
husband - Hey, they have chicks at the CountryMax!
me - ok...
us - Yay, we have 6 chicks!
Last August:
husband - they sell the chickens at the State Fair!
me - really?
husband - I want a rooster!
us - Yay, we have 2 new chickens and a rooster!
September:
(1 chicken and the rooster disappear)
February:
husband - When do they start selling chicks??
me - I dunno, I'll look it up
March:
husband and kid - Guess what we found at the tractor supply!
me??
husband and child: DUCKS!
me ??!!!
us - Yay, we have 6 ducks!
(3 of which have died. not so much yay.)
April:
me: I think i want different chicks than they have at countrymax.
husband: buy 6 now and then order some. But I think you'll have to get 15.
me: no, I don't want 21 new birds.
husband:
This afternooon:
me: time to order chicks! I see that I can order just 6. That sounds good.
later: 8 hens and 1 rooster ordered.