A bird haunting...not for faint of heart..

[duluthralphie]

Yah, I think the buds start out small and pale, then enlarge and redden like a rooster comb. Maybe you could disbud(dehorn) before it gets dangerous.

BUT< BUT> BUT.... what about the evil eyes and the pointy tail?

Everyone will know it is evil chickadee spawn..... not to mention the dripping venom from the mouth.


What if I get home in a week or two and see the chickadee sitting at my spot at the table, drinking my coffee? If my DW has that evil look in her eye, will I know she is possessed? Is that justification for driving a wooden garlic encrusted stake through her heart?.... (whoops made my self laugh on that one, thinking she had a heart.)

If she does I would need a microscope to find it. Threading a needle would allow a bigger margin of error.....


Good thing she is 1800 miles away, or I would be in big trouble tonight.

 

[galvinj]

BUT< BUT> BUT.... what about the evil eyes and the pointy tail?

Everyone will know it is evil chickadee spawn..... not to mention the dripping venom from the mouth.


What if I get home in a week or two and see the chickadee sitting at my spot at the table, drinking my coffee? If my DW has that evil look in her eye, will I know she is possessed? Is that justification for driving a wooden garlic encrusted stake through her heart?....  (whoops made my self laugh on that one, thinking she had a heart.)

If she does I would need a microscope to find it. Threading a needle would allow a bigger margin of error.....


Good thing she is 1800 miles away, or I would be in big trouble tonight.

Lmao. That's funny!
Do you wear jewelry? I would think about buying a few cross necklaces and bracelets
Wear them under your shirt/sleeves so they are not noticed. When you walk in the room and DW goes to hug you, if she backs off that's a bad sign. Unless you just ate two burritos at Taco Bell with extra hot sauce before you walked in the door.

 

[sourland]

BUT< BUT> BUT.... what about the evil eyes and the pointy tail?

Everyone will know it is evil chickadee spawn..... not to mention the dripping venom from the mouth.


What if I get home in a week or two and see the chickadee sitting at my spot at the table, drinking my coffee? If my DW has that evil look in her eye, will I know she is possessed? Is that justification for driving a wooden garlic encrusted stake through her heart?.... (whoops made my self laugh on that one, thinking she had a heart.)

If she does I would need a microscope to find it. Threading a needle would allow a bigger margin of error.....


Good thing she is 1800 miles away, or I would be in big trouble tonight.

Ralphie, does your wife read your posts? Just sayin'.

 

[sourland]

I think that Ralphie's wife does read his posts.

 

[enola]

I think Ralphie has a thread on here about his wife . . . . .

 

[duluthralphie]

Ralphie, does your wife read your posts? Just sayin'.

Sorry, NO I do not let my wife read anything on here.

I learned the secret to a happy marriage is hide BYC and porn sites from my wife.......

Just sayin'

 

[Bunnylady]

Geez. nice to know the company we keep.

 

[holm25]

Lol your funny Ralph. About not seeing a ponytail or red eyes on the devil bird. He obviously goes to the barbers often and wears colored contacts.

 

[drumstick diva]

 

[duluthralphie]

Lol your funny Ralph. About not seeing a ponytail or red eyes on the devil bird. He obviously goes to the barbers often and wears colored contacts.

I think he goes to cost cutters...