Any chicken jokes (even if they're cheesy)

[chicken4little]

Anybody who has a joke they would like to share can post it here!

I'll start

A pig and a jealous chicken go into a butchers shop. What comes out?

Green eggs and ham
Sorry if that wasn't funny

 

[cavemanrich]

Why did the chicken cross the road??????










To show the raccoons that it can be done.

 

[chicken4little]

That's awesome
Thanks for sharing!