Well, clearly you will have to dress like a pig farmer with big muck boots, straw hat. How about a corn cob pipe. Make sure you have plenty of dirt under your nails and maybe some straw or hay in your hair.Oooh, ooh, no! I have it, dress like Granny Clampet (sp?) Bring along your shot gun and some moonshine! That'll learn 'im! But then again, maybe that is just my twisted sense of humor talking.