Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's Chicken Chat Thread! (ORIGINAL)

Sophia: And this stain from the second thread party,when Sally knocked over a bowl of layerbutter...
Elanor: And the big tear in page 3, from when Tweeter got ahold of it...*Glares at Tweeter*
(Is this okay, Fluffers? I just wanted to add you to the plot.)
Yea, it's alright :)
Tweeter:
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Tweeter: I can't wait to meet them! They are going in the coop when their feathers are in!
Feathery: They where going to be in our same brooder, but it broke.

(Chicks in brooder)

Chick 1: This water is so much better than Wilco in that strange cage.
Chick 3:I don't see the difference.
Chick 1: I do!
Chick 2: I can still taste the apple cider vinegar and chick boost in the water.
Chick 1: What's that?
Chick 2: I don't know I heard mommy say it.
 
Tweeter: I can't wait to meet them! They are going in the coop when their feathers are in!
Feathery: They where going to be in our same brooder, but it broke.

(Chicks in brooder)

Chick 1: This water is so much better than Wilco in that strange cage.
Chick 3:I don't see the difference.
Chick 1: I do!
Chick 2: I can still taste the apple cider vinegar and chick boost in the water.
Chick 1: What's that?
Chick 2: I don't know I heard mommy say it.
Daylily: Yeah! More chicks!!
 
Elanor: What's this note on page 8?
Marianne: It reads..."Ninja chicken wuz hear."
Daylily: Sophia...it slants to the left.
Sophia: The handwriting slants to the left, but it isn't mine, because mine's cursive.
Marianne: What if you wrote in print to disguise your handwriting??
Sophia: My print looks like this, okay?! *Scribbles a sentence*
Elanor: Yeah, not the same print. Yours is much smaller.
Freesia: Do left-footersusually have handwriting that slants left?
Sophia: I do, for one. Colonel is left-footed but doesn't. I think it's a bit more common in left-footed chickens, but this has to be a lefty because the ink's all smeared.See?
Colonel: Aren't we ignoring the obvious here? That this person pretty much has to be in Fluffers's flock?
Daylily: Why do you say that?
Colonel: Some of them have an obsession with Ninja chicken.
Elanor: Okay, who in Fluffers's flock is left-footed and obsessed with Ninja Chicken??
 
Pippy: MOOOOOM. COME LET US OUTTTTT
Buttermilk: *examining wings* You know she won't let us out cause you naughty hens keep going up to the neighbors.
Pippy: *rolls eyes*
Hedwig: Seriously... all we're doing is going up to the bird feeder.
Buttermilk: And going on their back porch. *stops looking at wings* Imagine! A dog could come and EAT you.
Hedwig: My word. Butter calm down.
 

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