Chuck Norris Jokes for Chicken Lovers

Is Chuck Norris the most awesome person ever?

  • Yes

    Votes: 9 34.6%

  • No

    Votes: 10 38.5%

  • Undecided

    Votes: 7 26.9%
  • Total voters
    26
  • Poll closed .
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RulerOfTheSkies

RulerOfTheSkies

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This page is all about Chuck Norris Jokes!(sorry,FACTS)
Rules for this thread
  • No inappropriate jokes
  • PG facts only please!
  • Have Fun and laugh!
Ive started with a few good ones
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
    Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
    There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
 
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Oh man, those are good! Here's one-

They made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they had to discontinue it.



















































































Because Chuck Norris won't take crud from anyone!
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Here are a few...

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

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I have two sons at home, so we enjoy CN jokes! (Did I say jokes?!
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Facts! I meant facts!)

One son has a great CN T-shirt, which I will try to get a pic and post. Not funny unless you see it!
 
Ha! Chuck Norris, really? He's nothing, if he was serious my face would be smashed into the keyboard by now iagflsrks'agnklergvni
 
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ariscom,this is my thread, so please dont put jokes here that include words like piss and virgin.Thanks
sorry about the " this is your first warning" thing.
btw, im not a hippocrate, and im not causing trouble. You have posted something that some little kid might be reading.I dont want that.So please, can you remove them?
Thank you
 
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