Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

-I saw a moose on the way to work this morning.

-How do you know the moose was on the way to work?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

How to determine the sex of an ant.

Drop the ant in a glass of water.

-If it sinks it is a girl ant.

-If it floats it is .....

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Someone removed the fifth page from my calendar.

I am dismayed.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

What kind of noise does a train engine make?

A low commotion.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I once dated a girl who was a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart.
It wasn't that hard. Allison painted her fingernails red and
Bob had a beard.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I once dated a girl who was a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart.
It wasn't that hard. Allison painted her fingernails red and
Bob had a beard.

It was amazing how many people used to ask my twin brother and me if we were identical. Like, I was a foot taller than him!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

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The best Gregorian Chant is usually sung by Benedictine Monks.