Dumb! but funny

[Churkenduse]

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?

A. Make him bark?





Q. Do female frogs croak?

A. If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

 

[hypnofrogstevie]

LOL on the second joke

 

[Scrambled Egg]

Yeah, the second one was funny

 

[Wildsky]

 

[d.k]

*I don't get the first one-- but then, I don't know any geese either.