First time Orpington owner here...

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I try. Really, really hard.
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I think sass and education can go hand-in-hand. Helps the audience pay attention.

It certainly doesn't hurt, lol. Genetics is a topic that you gotta Gomer Pyle for me, tbh. All I think of when I see a chicken's coloring/pattern is where it falls on the pretty scale.