Armadilloes' fear response is to jump straight up. So even if you miss one with all four tires, it will leap up and smack itself on your undercarriage. R.I.P., Nine-banded.They found the cure for that years ago up in Carville LA. Considering how many diesases people carry, they should be afraid of us. Of course no one ever accused armadillos of being clever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show an armadillo it was possible.