Funny chicken stories

[lvchicken]

One, from today.....Elvis, the bantie roo, was trying to mount on a pullet bigger than he is........he had to flap his wings just to say on top of her, and once he found his correct position, he forgot what to do!! lol

 

[GardenGal]

Our SS roo with no tail, Bobby, developed an early interest in the ladies. He tried to do the deed with a hen who was twice as big as him. It reminded me of a small jet landing on an aircraft carrier. The big girl hardly knew he was there, and after he'd stood on her back for a second he came to and wondered, what the heck am I doing up here??? He hasn't gotten much better

 

[Whittni]

awesome

 

[<3 N.C Chicken Chick <3]

Ha ha lol ROOS ! Today I was cleaning out the coop and put the news papper on the ground where all of my chickens proceded to shread it!

And when I went out to take pics Funkey attacked the camera!

Heres the pic I took durring the attack

 

[CrestedGirl]

N.C chicken Owner :

I think chickens are funney, and the stuff that we do with them is funney. I would like to hear your stories that is why I decided to start this thread.

So heres one of my stories. I was on the couch one day with my roo and was going to paint my nails... my roo was just standing there sooo nicley so he kept still and his nails got painted

. His name is SUGIE, he has HOT PINK nails, and blue ears that look like EAR-RINGS.

Heres the pics
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/107523_hpim3605.jpg
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/107523_hpim3612.jpg
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/107523_hpim3613.jpg

That is so adorable!!!​

 

[<3 N.C Chicken Chick <3]

Thanks

 

[lvchicken]

N.C chicken Owner :

Ha ha lol ROOS ! Today I was cleaning out the coop and put the news papper on the ground where all of my chickens proceded to shread it!

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/107523_hpim3710.jpg

And when I went out to take pics Funkey attacked the camera!

Heres the pic I took durring the attack
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/107523_hpim3713.jpg

Oh my!!​

 

[Chido]

here are 3 stray hens in my neighborhood that sleep n a tree outside our house. There used to be 4 but we finally managed to catch one. The other day one of the three strays decided to visit out backyard and eat with our flock (our gamey mutts come from the street flock that used to be here, so they are related XD). Well, I've found out that my roo is a casanova, because he didn't water time in charming the new girl and mate with her. This hen flew over the fence before we could catch her, and now i fear I'm gonna see gamey brahma mutts in the street in a few months

 

[lvchicken]

Quote:
Why is that bad?

I think it's kinda cute....but that's just me

 

[<3 N.C Chicken Chick <3]

Haha.

I would try throwing treats closer and closer until they take it from your hand then grab them! maby put food out. Awww mutts. maby you could find the nest?