LOL!
Don't forget the miles of skin that you left from sliding down in on a hot day. The KDF'd the whole playground at the library I frequent. There used to be a Pirate Ship and a little treehouse and a bigger treehouse for the bigger kids and it all got taken away because of arsenic in the pressure treated lumber. It's all metal now and a primary coloured eyesore in my book...they also cut down ALL the trees so there's nowhere to sit that's out of the sun.