Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

When I get a chance I'm gonna post all the jokes I know on here.

These are all ones I have collected over the years.

I will post the joke than a few weeks later I'll post the correct answer until then we'll see who gets the closest.

 

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[Chickens are awsome]

#1~
Why did the milking stool only have 3 legs?

 

[Chickens are awsome]

#2~ What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

 

[Chickens are awsome]

#3~ Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?

 

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#4~ Why did the cow cross the road?

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Why are cows such great dancers?

They have all the best moooves!

 

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What did the cow tell the butcher?

Please stop, or else we’re gonna have some beef.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Where would you find a cow who’s having a really bad day?

At McDonalds.