Open Contest May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Tattersail]

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I'm lowbrow and take everything with sweetened iced tea.

 

[GirlsHuntToo]

One day, Jim a thirty two year old man, came to pick up John a sixteen year old boy, to do some lawnmowing jobs for the day. Jim had brought garbage from his home to drop off at the dump downtown before beginning their day of work. They finished dropping off their garbage and where about to pull out when Jim caught sight of the place the garbage men wash off the garbage trucks. Not thinking clearly, Jim decided to give it a go with his pickup truck himself. He pulled up on the spot and it didn't turn on, so he rolled his window down thinking he had to push a button for the so called "free car wash" to begin. But just as Jim had rolled his window all the way down, "water" started shooting out of everywhere and flooding the inside of the truck. But alas it was not water, at least not completely. It was brown, smelled terribly of poop, and really did look like sewage. Turns out, it was indeed sewage, pumped fresh out of homes and the sewage plant all over the city, and was just sprayed all over Jim and John. Jim and John where soaked with sewage and had to go home for the day and scrub and scrub and scrub until the smell of sewage came off of them. Too bad John had a dance to go to that very evening, I guess he probably should cancel if he is smarter than Jim was that day.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

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