Movie quotes

[maplesky7]

All in same movie:

"Grace, what in the heck is this?"

Oh, it's a painting, one of my kids did. See there's Santa Clause and there's Mrs. Clause.

"Honey, how many fingers does Mrs. Santa Clause have here?"

Eleven.

"Eleven. That's right." (rips it down) "It's crap, lose it. I don't want it on the wall." (throws it in garbage)


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"Grace, put yourself down for a towel too."

But what about my bonus?

"A towel and a face cloth."
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"I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives."
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(prop guy trying to glue antlers to a mouse says

I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried crazy glue but it didn't work.

"Did you try staples?"
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"All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back hurts. I'm only four..."

me,
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[Justino]

Quote:
lol ok ill give ya a hint, its in theaters right now and is the best movie so far

 

[chickaboo7]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatree
On Thursdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

 

[Justino]

monty pythons

 

[maplesky7]

Quote:
lol ok ill give ya a hint, its in theaters right now and is the best movie so far

Well, I haven't seen it but I just read your post in Much Ado thread which stated:

"DARK KNIGHT"

"was the best movie ever!"

So I'm going with "Kung Fu Panda."

me,
g

 

[maplesky7]

"There's no basement in the almo."






me,
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[maplesky7]

"McFly!"


me,
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[Justino]

Quote:
lol ok ill give ya a hint, its in theaters right now and is the best movie so far

Well, I haven't seen it but I just read your post in Much Ado thread which stated:

"DARK KNIGHT"

"was the best movie ever!"

So I'm going with "Kung Fu Panda."

me,
g

LOL yuppers

 

[WriterofWords]

Twister:

Wow.. what was it like???
Helen Hunt: Windy....

After the truck is taken and they are under the bridge.

 

[bluey]

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Scrooged... (xmas movie)

Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure... (alamo basement)

Back to the future... (mcfly)

bluey

How about this one from another one of my faves:

"I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst (freakn)' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater. [Imitating Cosby]
A Cosssssssby sweater."

2nd Clue: "Get your patchouli stink outta my store."