No santa? Would you be mad?

[BrattishTaz]

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Taz has been sparring of and on here all day. I thought I was doing pretty well considering I have not slept more than a couple of hours in the last couple of days.

This Taz is worn out......my Irish coffee isn't helping with clarity either. Being Taz is hard!

Beekissed: I know what you mean about reading your posts and thinking

. I tend to go back and correct all of my silly typos from the night before.

Edited to correct silly typo.

 

[Beekissed]

I'm not talking about the typos...I'm talking about the absolute drivel falling from my thought hole!

Who in the heck do I think I am at night? Ann Landers?

 

[BrattishTaz]

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Note to Santa: Bring Beekissed big plug for thought hole.

 

[Beekissed]

Tell him I need chocolate too....I'm hormonal right now.

If I still had a uterus instead of just one lonely ovary, he would definitely NEED that red suit when I sat on his lap!

 

[BrattishTaz]

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This one is going to be a big

in the morning.

 

[Beekissed]

We'll probably get cut right out of the thread!

 

[BrattishTaz]

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I'll sooooo throw you under the bus.

 

[Beekissed]

I'll take it...I deserve it this time!

I'll blame the 'shrooms....

 

[SourRoses]

Alright, fine... you gals forced me to it.

Baby Tazmanian Devils are, apparently, born at about 2 weeks old or something... exceedingly premature little embryos. They then have to climb from the birth canal all the way up to their mothers pouch, get into it, and find the nipples. Once they are eating, they have to hang onto the nipple their entire embryo-hood (whatever LOL).. because if they fall off, they can't find the nipple again.
To make matters worse, their siblings try to drag them off the nipples, and will kill each other to get them.
About 20 embroys are born and only about 2 will survive to getting out of mommas pouch.

Or something like that. Thats all from shower memory from moms rendition of what Animal Planet said!

So we can always say, "At least my day was better than a baby Tazmanian Devil".

 

[BrattishTaz]

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Oh yeah.....I kicked butt and took names!

Wow! Ima dork!