OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (JOKE)

[HenHappy]

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians plant gardens.


35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down.


32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.


0 Fahrenheit (-17.8 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.


-60 Faherenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their ear flaps


-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero: all atomic motion stops
Canadians start saying "Cold, eh?"


-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over
Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

 

[Scrambled Egg]

I take it the Toronto Maple Leafs dont win alot of Stanley Cups?!

 

[Wildsky]

(sounds like LCRT)

 

[hypnofrogstevie]

LOL. i love it.

 

[HenHappy]

NO, Scrambled, toronto does not win alot of Stanly Cups...sigh...

 

[ilovemychickies]

That's funny!

 

[Sunny Chook Farm]

too funny

 

[Redfeathers]

That was good one!

 

[LittleChickenRacingTeam]

Quote:
Hey I watched them win their last Stanley cup. It was just like yesterday, ummm....1967 actually. And the Toronto Maple Leafs are #2 in the league for most Stanley cups won with 13. The Montreal Canadians have 24 wins. Can't beat those Canuck teams, eh.

 

[Scrambled Egg]

Yeah, 1967, they sure on a roll, lol!!! We have the Carolina Hurricanes and the Fayetteville FireAnts...only thing I know about hockey are the team names haha!! What's that saying, "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out"!!