I was thinking more of something that might suggest you refrain from suggesting sending fertile eggs, giving back the eggs in my fridge, or any other fun suggestions. As for my lonely little brooder, she is a family member.. and AN ONLY CHILD. She stays with her mama. Do you like fireworks by any chance?
Oh yes, fireworks are awesome! My address is 4135 Chicken road, cluck cluck, Maine. Perfect! I'll use your return address and send you eggs!