The Barbie Haters Anon. Group :D

[erner]

eenie114 and I were racking our brains the other day trying to figure out how many times Barbie's been married. We came to the conclusion of six and a half. Barbie's been married six times, and engaged once.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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im magic, and i can fire a laser and kill PK's army...

You have not!

Back on topic, if she's married 6 times... Why is Henry the Eighth coming to mind?

 

[eenie114]

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im magic, and i can fire a laser and kill PK's army...

You have not!

Back on topic, if she's married 6 times... Why is Henry the Eighth coming to mind?

Hmm. I wonder.

I wonder if she beheaded any of them.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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You have not!

Back on topic, if she's married 6 times... Why is Henry the Eighth coming to mind?

Hmm. I wonder.

I wonder if she beheaded any of them.

XD

I betcha she divorced them instead... Can't have Serial Killer Barbie.

 

[scbatz33]

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Hmm. I wonder.

I wonder if she beheaded any of them.

XD

I betcha she divorced them instead... Can't have Serial Killer Barbie.

Black Widow Barbie...she mates then kills them

 

[magistradomina]

I admit, I used to play with them all the time until I found out that Breyer Horses existed. Now I hate Barbies. They make girls want to be like them, and then when they can't get pretty like them, the girls get depressed. My mom doesn't like barbies, but my aunts always got us Barbies. My brother used to steal Barbies from my sisters and he pretended that his stuffed bears ate them.

 

[eenie114]

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Hmm. I wonder.

I wonder if she beheaded any of them.

XD

I betcha she divorced them instead... Can't have Serial Killer Barbie.

True. If she were King Henry, it would be divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, died. And then, what? She half divorced the last?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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XD

I betcha she divorced them instead... Can't have Serial Killer Barbie.

True. If she were King Henry, it would be divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, died. And then, what? She half divorced the last?

Divorced, beheaded, died
Divorced, beheaded, survived is how I thought the old rhyme went.

 

[HorseFeathers]

Anorexic Barbie:

Zombie Barbie:

50-yr-old Barbie:

*sigh*

Did you know there's a whole realm of artistry involving "custom barbies"?

 

[Telamon]

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XD LOL