The laziest person in the world contest...

[3goodeggs]

You mean you are a hot mass?

 

[Rod-T]

You mean you are a hot  mass? 

Apparently a hot mass with gas

 

[silly4buttons]

I am so lazy, I trained my chickens to take care of ME

that one awesome

 

[duluthralphie]

I am sorry I missed a few days, I have a cold and my nose was running. I was too lazy to blow my nose and when the yuck dried I was stuck to my sheet and could not move until my wife got me unstuck when she changed them...

 

[Rod-T]

I'm so lazy.. I didn't see the new star wars movie.. because the title said awakens. .no energy for that

 

[duluthralphie]

What's star wars?

 

[Rod-T]

What's star wars?

Very similar to storage wars

 

[duluthralphie]

Whats that?

I never watch the news.

 

[Rod-T]

It's a,cartoon. . For lazy people. . I'm sure you're too energetic to have watched it

 

[DuckGirl77]

Ah, finally, I'm among some of my own kind! Can I enter? I can add it to all the subscriptions that I'm too lazy to check. I've accumulated such a collection of unread things that my computer yells at me whenever I find the energy to turn it on. But by the time I've turned it on, I sit back panting, that's how hard it is.
I'm also so lazy I don't always turn off my alarm clock in the morning ... that is, when I have mustered up the energy to set it.