1. OMG, this is SO me! Feed stores, and now incubators! PLUS feed stores now and then!!!
2. True, too true. Oh well, you can't take it with you!
3. No chicks in the mail, but HATCHING EGGS, you betcha!
4. Yes, I have plans for them, too!
5. No human companion or significant other, but the dogs are definitely jealous.
6. Hmmmm.... not sure I do this yet. However, I do use the word "who" (not "which" as in, Who do you think laid this egg, not Which one laid this?) Plus, the other day my best friend interrupted me on the phone with, "Did you just say "people" when you said they were at the back door?" Uhhhh.. yes, the short, feathered people who want me to come outside with some treats.
7. Yup, I do this.
8. You got that right!
9. Aha! I don't suffer from this one! Eggs are a bonus; I don't care when they start laying. But I AM jazzed when they do.
10. See #9 above - yup, and the neighbors do hear me.
Wow, never thought keeping chickens would be so dangerous.