Ummm, a bagel, a microwave, a griddle, and a toaster. I will burn their hands feet and faces, then enjoy my bagel! Actually, I do have my Swiss Army Knife in my pocket, can I just use that, it is closer than the small kitchen appliances?
Hmmmm, ever known a zombie to eat Twizzlers Red Licorice???? Instead of water I now have a bag of Twizzlers by my left arm. Oh the Silicone Spray is still there too!!
DinosRBird you aren't doomed. The sewing machine has needles. Stick the needles in the chair legs, dump the fish and put the tank on your head, and use the bowling ball to knock them over!! You now have a chance to run! Unlike me I still have Twizzlers!! I guess I could 'whip' them to death!