Things that people won't tell you.

[fuzziebutt]

For one, if you're gonna build your dream cabin in the woods with the tin top, make sure there aren't any oak trees over the roof.

 

[Lothiriel]

 

[SourRoses]

Verily, verily.

 

[Boyd]

Director of HR... We were all in conference.. She was talking about a visiting member of one of the big 3 automakers.. She told us how she was shocked, she walked into one of our conference rooms and it smelled like a dirty diaper for some reason.....

I asked her what she did?

She said she said nothing, and he was seated and got the Unit Manager to come in...

I asked her if she realized that she walked in first..... And since she was first.... Didn't she think that the guest thought she cut the cheese? The horrified expression, red face and running out of the room.......................

Priceless.........

Yup, I am the guy who you don't wanna ask a question to unless you are prepared for the answer......