Weirdness Contest GO!

[Chickadee42]

"Don't put cheese on my wombat!!!"
(No I don't own a wombat, I wish I did though! They're so cute!)

 

[chickenboy190]

once I hit some random guy in a store cause I though he was my dad.

 

[TinyBeaks]

I hugged some random person. Thinking HE was my MOM.

 

[chickenboy190]

I hugged some random person. Thinking HE was my MOM.

I did that once also....

 

[TinyBeaks]

XD

 

[TinyBeaks]

My entries: The red Butt (pronounced Bute, but she didn't know that XD) cafe', " The red butt cafe'? Does everyone get spanked there?"

Free vacuums! (Free car vacuuming.) "Sweet free vacuums!"

 

[chickenboy190]

this happened to me.

Okay so in my store they have a bin off dog treats. It the top there are the dog treats in the bottom there are bags and tie things so you can tie the bag up. The tie things are free.

Brother: I wish I could have one of those things. ( the tie things he means)
Me: Picks one up and starts to give it to him,
Brother. Don't steal!!!!!! ( he was kidding. I guess he planned it out.
Me: throws back down and walks away.

On the way out of the store.

Brother: he sticks a paper down my back.
Me: I take it out and throw it on the ground.
Brother: Don't litter!!!!!!!

There was a policeman walking in the door so he saw all of this, lol

 

[Chickadee42]

I'll do that when bulls do the ballerina.

TinyBeaks you are today's winner!

 

[TinyBeaks]

TinyBeaks you are today's winner!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Released]

Well, thinking of it, I did something weirder, I walked up to some random dude when I was like 4 and I kissed him 0.o.