What is this chicken thinking?

[dldolan]

Look here...I said I'll get back to laying when my new feathers come in, and not before, so don't be a wanker!

 

[dldolan]

One, two, three... Sis! Please control your children! I'm trying to get a head count for ice cream, but the twins keep running all over and i can't get the count right! Billy! Come back here if you want Auntie to get you ice cream!

 

[Steemroo]

(singing) "TIPTOE...THROUGH THE TULIPS...LA DEE DUM DUM DEE, COME TIPTOE, THROUGH THE TULIPS, WITH ME-E-E-E!!!"

 

[theoldchick]

I do not like you. No, I don't. I don't like your eyes or the color of your hair.
No, I don't like you. Don't like you at all. So now you may leave. Yes you may leav as I don't even want to breathe your air.

 

[theoldchick]

Emmett and the polish again, but this time he's in the nesting box with another hen! What is the roosting hen thinking?

Which one of you poof-heads laid this purple egg?

 

[theoldchick]

What's this silkie hen thinking?

How dare you think I'll put my feet on green grass!

 

[theoldchick]

Four-thousand-ninety-five, four-thousand-ninety-six.....oh dang, did I count that one?

 

[theoldchick]

Say that again. I dare you.

 

[cwhittington]

You gonna eat that?

 

[Yowza Wowza]