What is this chicken thinking?

[BethanyS]

big henh my back feels so stiff and heavy.im gunna make an appointment with the chiropractor chick

 

[artsyrobin]

you guys are SO good! i love reading what you come up with! So here are some more - since i don't come up with much in the titles...:/

 

[scratch'n'peck]

you guys are SO good! i love reading what you come up with! So here are some more - since i don't come up with much in the titles...:/

Hurry up, can't you see there's a line here for the best nest box?


White Hen: "That new hen is hogging the best nest box"
Red Hen: "Yes, you must do something about her she is causing a back up in production. Who does she think she is?"
Rooster: "Ladies, ladies, I'll see what I can do." (Hens, you can't live with them, you can't live without them.)

[btw, love this photo.]

 

[Chickenfan4life]

you guys are SO good! i love reading what you come up with! So here are some more - since i don't come up with much in the titles...:/

Black hen, red hen: "C'mon, Buffy! Hurry it up!"
Buffy: "When will you learn that laying the perfect egg takes time and patience. Silly girls.

Red hen: "I'm sick and tired of that rude dog trying to chase me! Can't you do something?! Why do you have those spurs if you're never gonna use them?!"
White hen: "That rooster wanna-be will not stop making that awful sound that he calls a crow! Make him stop!"
Rooster: "Ladies, you have already told me of these problems not 5 minutes ago. I assure you, they will be fixed."

 

[NovaAman]

you guys are SO good! i love reading what you come up with! So here are some more - since i don't come up with much in the titles...:/

Black hen says, "All right ladies, listen up. I told the food lady off this morning. She didn't come out with the expected treats, just a bunch of bread. I let her know that we expected Christmas dinner left overs this morning. I think we should boycott egg production until she complies with our demands. These nest boxes are official out of service!"

Roo: "GIRLS! PLEASE! One at a time!"
White: "I was here first!"
Brown: "But I am better looking!"

 

[ChcknGrl]

Everyone! Run away! Something just popped out of my egg! It's scary, fluffy, and white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChcknGrl]

What is this chicken thinking?

You can stand there just DON'T poop on me! (They are so pooping on me..... Well..... A girl can dream.....)

 

[DMRippy]

Quote: AFTERWARDS....... no he was mad DURING!

 

[SilkiesForEver]

AFTERWARDS....... no he was mad DURING!

Haha! Ya!

 

[dirtsaver]

Huh????? I know it was in here yesterday!