What is this chicken thinking?

[copper2]

I told you I wasn't a chicken I'm a grouse, see! I'm a male:

( got this photo from Wikipedia)

 

[Suzie]

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Oh stop fussing....I only pecked at her glasses...! I did not peck her eye out ...she is bluffing you all to get some sympathy....she forgot my mealworms this morning...let that be her lesson for today...she won't forget them tomorrow will she ????

 

[puppies9099]

LOOK AT THIS FRIDGE!!!!

THERE ARE NO MEALWORMS!!!!! HOW CAN I SURVIVE GO TO TRACTOR SUPPLY AND GET ME MORE MEALWORMS NOW!!!!

 

[puppies9099]

Why am i even in this towel????
I'M A CHICKEN I BELONG TO BE IN THE LUSH GRASS OF IRELAND EATING AS MUCH COMPOST AS POSSIBLE AND ANNOYING EVERYONE TILL THEY GIVE ME FOOD

 

[theoldchick]

Why yes, I do have Grey Poupon. I pooped on her grey coat last night.

 

[theoldchick]

Do I look like I want to go outside?

 

[Gargoyle]

What's young Bessie thinking? And how about her little sister Pancho down below, or Terooha?

 

[Cheep N Peep]

What's young Bessie thinking? And how about her little sister Pancho down below, or Terooha?

Roo: "Nice, strong beak.... beautiful plumage... good, strong legs..."

Bessie : "Somehow, I don't think this is show training. I feel like a horse!"

 

[Ur-ur-ur-urrr]

What's young Bessie thinking? And how about her little sister Pancho down below, or Terooha?

Pancho: What where you doing on those stumps over there?
Bessie: Called crane technique.
Terooha: Does it work?
Bessie: If do right, no can defense.

(scene from original Karate Kid)

 

[Akrnaf2]

What's young Bessie thinking? And how about her little sister Pancho down below, or Terooha?

Terooha: Don't stand there! It is the last stand for chickens!! (Shalom W!)