What is this chicken thinking?

[Mountain Peeps]

Headquarters: "come chicken12, freeway ready for landing."
Chicken12: "Roger."

Proven. Chickens CAN fly!

 

[lightchick]

If you expect me to sit on this chair your wrong! How do you expect anyone to sit on such a uncomfortable chair!

 

[lightchick]

Now just stay there for another hour chair!

 

[Mintatheena]

 

[dldolan]

Through a slight laundering mishap, I am not currently displaying my tail feathers. Move along.

 

[dldolan]

Please massage all the way down my back, not just my shoulders. I'm paying good money for this, you know!

 

[theoldchick]

That's right. I'm one of those chickens.

 

[theoldchick]

Why do I feel like Bart Simpson?

 

[theoldchick]

How chickens dry their nails after a henicure.

 

[sunflour]

I showed them…clipped wing on left, but I can still fly higher than an eagle!