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I heard what you said a about my neck. No egg for you!
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I heard what you said a about my neck. No egg for you!
None of the popular hens will roost with me anymore, can't wait to tell them I Told You So when they start molting and all My feathers have grown back in beautifully.
I don't remember inviting you into the coop.
Hmmm, Thinkin about getting my earlobes pierced. What do ya think?
Hey human…we want our old roost back, cannot snuggle on this one!
Watch out! You say? Look up! You say? Stand up straight and maybe the children who are swing, won't knock me over, you say? Well, how can I? When my view of the world, will now and forever be that of the horizon. Why you ask? Well, I guess you haven't noticed the size of these waddles. I haven't looked anywhere fast, since that time I got whiplash!!! As far as standing up straight! As you can see, this is as far as I got. Now, you may think I don't know what all the hens call me behind my back? But your wrong!! It's MOBY DICK!!! Come on now! I look nothing like that humpback whale! Why are chicks so mean?
Ha ha ha. Is it bad that when I read that I envisioned my little Mouse transformed into a bantam Gandalf the Gray? Lol.