What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

I can't wait to tattle on the dog for stealing that tennis shoe!

 

[Kelsie2290]

They said we're not big enough for mealworms yet, so hurry up and eat this so we can grow up fast!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Ok, I've swept the deck, washed the patio and laid an egg, can I have my mealworms now?

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

(chicken in background)- "24, 25, 26..."
(chicken present)- "Ha, he'll never find me in here!"

 

[Kelsie2290]

You're it! Beatrice, we really need to think of some new games to play, this Hide-N-Seek is getting boring.

 

[Kelsie2290]

These are would-be chicken snacks. What are they thinking?

Oh, what a wonderful thing to be, A healthy grown up busy busy bee; Whiling away all the passing hours Pinching all the pollen from the cauliflowers. I'd like to be a busy little bee, Being as busy as a bee can be. Flying around the garden brightest ever seen, Taking back the honey to the dear old queen. (Chorus): Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee, Bz if you like but don't sting me, Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee, Buzz if you like, but don't sting me! THE BEE SONG by Arthur Askey

 

[Kelsie2290]

I don't know, dad said something about we woke mom up before she got her beauty rest again.

 

[Kelsie2290]

We love these All You Can Eat buffets!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Big Red Hen Roofing and Tire Sales, we guarantee we can fix your leaks in home or auto!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is this chicken thinking?

Wow, that lightning strike was close, almost seems like my feathers are standing on end.