What is this chicken thinking?

[tassiehens]

"SHE'S COMING!" Yells the hen looking out.
"Stop staring and get to the door or you will get second pickings, you know what those sparrows are like, they will have eaten everything good by the time we have reached the food!" Clucks the hen leaving for first pickings.
"I didn't mean she was carrying food, she's carrying more HENS, AND THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO SHARE!"

 

[Faraday40]

 

[Faraday40]

 

[Faraday40]

 

[tassiehens]

What are these hens thinking?

 

[tassiehens]

Flying hen- "Incoming! In future I will not sleep in trees because all night there was a round light in the sky that kept me up all night!"
Black hen- "Really I thought that thing hid behind those trees at night!"

 

[Faraday40]

What are these hens thinking?

What are the eggs doing in here? I thought we laid them in the nest box.

 

[FlyWheel]

"That's one small step for a hen..."

 

[theoldchick]

You taking pictures of my girls? Are you? Don't lie to me. I see that camera. 15 floggings for you when you least expect it.

 

[theoldchick]

Yay! These wings work! Wait! How do I land?