What's in the moat?

[Alaskan]

ACK! ACK! ACK! (panicked screaming and running around in circles)

I finally looked up what a Candiru is!

ACK ACK ACK!

Hhhhhhh.. Eeeeeeeeee Lllllllllll Pppppppppp!

I HAVE BEEN SNUGGLING WITH A CANDIRU!

i WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

 

[sourland]

Candiru snuggling can definitely result in life style changes.

 

[Alaskan]

Candiru snuggling can definitely result in life style changes.

That is NOT the sort of lifestyle change i am interested in!

I very greatly enjoy using..... uh..... my junk .... on a regular basis.

The Candiru is most definitely no longer invited under my blanket!

Alaskan refuses to ever snuggle the Candiru again!

 

[sourland]

Hope it's not too late.

 

[Alaskan]

Hope it's not too late.

Alaskan considered bursting into tears..... Alaskan is very attached to having happily functioning 'junk'


but then I realized..... I would be able to tell if... uh... The Candiru had already taken up residence... right?......

 

[sourland]

Not until they start growing in their new home.

 

[Alaskan]

You horrid horrid Sourland you!

You didn't think to warn Alaskan did you!

Oh sure, sure, you gave *vague* warnings, that didn't help at all... those don't count!

We are talking some high quality junk here!

If there is any junk damage... Alaskan will.... uh... uh..... SOMETHING BAD

 

[sourland]

KILL THE SNOW!

 

[Alaskan]

KILL THE SNOW!

Alaskan adores and

all those who kill snow.

Even if that particular person tried to increase the chances that Alaskan was super cuddly with a Candiru.

 

[Spookwriter]

Lesson Learned:

One should always be careful of what you cuddle with.