You know you are a chicken farmer when....

[ekavi]

You show people your phone pics of the "girls" and it's your chickens.

 

[islandgirl82]

When you upload over 450 photos of your chickens to your computer and you have at least that many left to go (true story)

 

[FrankieDoodle]

All you want to talk about is your chickens

 

[Red Raider Ranch]

You take pictures of your eggs and brag to your friends about your farm fresh butt nuggets.

 

[chicken4prez]

Your friends change the subject when you talk about your chickens.

 

[PeepersMama]

When you deliberately gross out your friends with weird chicken facts

 

[calichicken]

Friends ask about your family and you report about your chickens first!