Spook,
I loved the story about your brother dumping your mom off the truck - hope your mom has a good sense of humor...
I can't say that I'm a redneck, live too near civilization - but my dad was lighting some fireworks in my backyard and had them all in a plastic milk crate. He decided to let the grandkids light sparklers next to the crate... luckily no one was hurt. Who knew the sparks from sparklers could light all those fireworks? The neighbor's dog had a way of wandering into our yard. He happened to chose that moment to appear from between the bushes. It was a long time before we saw him again...
I loved the story about your brother dumping your mom off the truck - hope your mom has a good sense of humor...
I can't say that I'm a redneck, live too near civilization - but my dad was lighting some fireworks in my backyard and had them all in a plastic milk crate. He decided to let the grandkids light sparklers next to the crate... luckily no one was hurt. Who knew the sparks from sparklers could light all those fireworks? The neighbor's dog had a way of wandering into our yard. He happened to chose that moment to appear from between the bushes. It was a long time before we saw him again...