You might be a redneck if ...

[Sitka]

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I have used a belt for a fish stringer. Does that count?

Yessir, I bleev so!
And a real RN has his six-pack cooling in the water on the stringer along with the fish....

 

[Queen Scoot]

when you forget to put your belt on and use zip ties for a belt!
(DH forgot his belt one day went to work got tired of hikeing his jeans up so he zip tied them!!)

 

[acdoc]

how about if you use a old mini van for a mobile greenhouse

 

[Camelot Farms]

Quote:
I'm clueless.... help me? Whats next Tuesday?

Nevermind...I got it

 

[Holly O]

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I'm clueless.... help me? Whats next Tuesday?

Sept. 8th

That's all I know!

 

[Camelot Farms]

Well, that was a big help HollyO...

Its also my Gram's bday, but I dont think its worth keeping kids home from school for...

 

[M To The Maxx]

You might be a redneck if.....


you run into a parked car.

 

[sred98]

Hmmm....how about if you've seen your uncle on Cops...twice!!

And not only that, but they use the video to train the State Police on how to use their dogs! Not in Oklahoma, we've moved from the state we were originally from, and I'm not saying which one!

 

[TammyTX]

....if you eat fried bologny!

 

[SarahFair]

...you play tricks on your chickens for entertainment