Quote:
^ - Contradictory. A slave is unpaid, so if you got ten bucks for a day of servitude, you could not possibly be a slave.
I know, I know. I CAN'T HELP IT, THOUGH!!! I must point these things out!
In answer to your question, it depends on who I would be serving.
Quote:
Hmm... I don't really know much about shipping chickens... you can have one.
For $10 would you buy me a Dutch Hookbill? Pweeeze?
No.
For $10, would you run around outside Congress screaming like a raving lunatic?
Quote:
Ah, no.
For $10, would you yell random nonsense into the microphone during a political rally?
Yes.
Would you smell Q9's feet?
Ten bucks to smell my own feet?! Sure! It would probably kill anyone else, though. Especially if I've had sandals on for a couple of hours...
Quote:
No. I love milk, but not that much! LOL
Would you go to the mall with cow manure slapped across your face after the cow got mad at you while you were milking?
(true story... happened to me right before I went to church for Bible study... I love waterproof mascara- it's manure proof...
Depends on how many people I could bring and what weapons were provided.
For $10, would you fire a .50 caliber rifle while standing on a balance beam 10 feet above a hard surface?