Crime has taken a holiday! So have all the investigators as they stop searching for clues and search for peace on Earth, good will towards men....and chickens.
It is!! And it's fun when folks have the kind of mind to see something in the news and it clicks with this story....like that sharp wit! Keeps the game going....
Oh, no!!! No Thanksgiving turkey????? We have got to solve this crime! They have a lead on the death of Dave Leghorn and the probable cause....news to follow....
A new witness on the case has identified another suspect in the death of Dave Leghorn, completely exonerating Tom Wyterock, Roy A. Cuff and Gladys Wyterock in the death of Mr. Leghorn. These individuals will remain in custody until this new lead has been investigated and the new suspect is...
Surprising new details in the Dave Leghorn murder case has come to light! Investigators are following this new lead and will make arrests accordingly, but they state if the lead pans out that charges may be dropped from murder to manslaughter. Stay tuned for details as they emerge! ~New Yolk...
TW, you have clearly missed your calling! You could be making some serious bank if you were to market your sense of humor! Yes, my family put the "fun" in dysfunction...not.
No, TW....not cool. Only if the big family were normal. I'm the youngest of nine kids...I'm the only normal one of the bunch and you know how weird I am, so you can only imagine the rest of them.
You ran out of ovations for the day too? Me too. I think those guys are such sweeties! If I were a young girl, they'd be on my list of fave guys to watch...nice guys who love the Lord and love their family? Where can ya find that nowadays?
Not to be outdone, the local farm gals united to produce some musical treats for our enjoyment.....
And a local farmer also submitted one that was a little..um....creepy.
Local musical heroes, the Peterson Farm Brothers, will be the opening act at the Chicks for Change concert! The county's female population will be sure to show up for that performance, as they can't get enough of listening to...and looking at.. these boys! The hens will sure be left clucking...
The Chickeneers and Cluck will be performing at the local town party. Most of you will remember their SNL performances a few years ago that were instant moult classics. ~Hick County Chronicle