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And to little boys... All poop is fascinating and should be the topic of every dinner conversations! :)

LoL I have said similar things before... "Nuh-uh, silly hen... I rule this roost. " After which she got on top of the coop and proceeded to jump on my head with all too evident gusto! Guess I don't rule after all lol

Lol I have a rooster that talks back to me all the time. I told him off yesterday like I do my kids.... "Capone, if you talk back one more time you're grounded. No treats, no snuggle with Mommy time, and no playing outside! "

"You are turning into a chicken snob! " said by dh when I turned down buying a rooster bcoz it wasn't purebred cochin lol

Me to hubby: You know you spend too much time with the chickens when the highlight of your day is realizing you managed to clean out all four pens without stepping in one poop or gtting pooped on.

Hahaha!

Used in any other way than talking about chickens... this is a felony in all 50 states

Hahaha I'm just gonna go with the shotgun option.... that way I get to play with guns and get in some good target practice.

How about shotgun and ticked off redneck gal :) that ought to do the trick!

We have a dog, but she is essentialy ueless as a guard dog because she goes under the house and goes to sleep and doesn't wake up until someone stomp on the porch over her head. UGH! And the coop is at the back of a fully fenced and gated property. I am almost always here (stay at home mom...

This is the second time some idjit messed with the pen. Last time someone got in and took our RIR hen and rooster pair and tried to make off with 100 lbs of food. Guess the can was too heavy, but they got the chickens :(

I live in Fl and fish inthe swamp.... There are some hungry gators there, so maybe I should just take a fishing trip! *evil grin*

Me, to hubby when we discovered that someone had cut a hole in the fence on our chicken pen, "I am going to have to find out if shooting the *& %#er is legal under any circumstances " he responded that I can't shoot anyone for messing with my chickens and I said I have a right to protect my kids!

A phrase I never thought I'd say.... "Rake up the poop but don't throw it out! "

My friends who know I love my chickens frequently freak out new acquaintances by telling them I am into some kinky stuff involving chicks in cages... And have in turn been freaked out when the other person asks for my number! :D

Got some whole grain bread for my chickens and a nice older lady said it was nice that my kids would eat that. My son quickly informed her they only eat white bread, and this was for the 12 toddlers we keep in the growout cage in the backyard. I though she was going to call child services on me!

"I don't care if the coop is bigger than your bedroom. The chickens are NOT moving into the house and you are NOT moving out there!"

"I'm getting tired of you two feathered bullies messing with my Pretty Girl. Don't make me cook you for Sunday dinner!" (To two hens who won't leave my EE alone, even afer being confined for two days in a smaller cage while she got free run of the coop. Grrrr!) My son, when the hen was mean...

(hubby to me) You cannot have any clucking more hens! (Word for word...he's now using chicken speak instead of cussing LOL) Al, get off Capone. He's a roo too. *turning to hubby* Can you have gay chickens? Let's move this set to Alcatraz, this set to Fort Knox, and these guys can stay in The...

Me to our supposed guard dog (german shepherd/Staffordshire bull mix) "Some guard dog. You just got beat up by a 3 week old chicken! Now quit cowering behind my leg and go guard something dangit!" Me to hubby "You are so lucky. Who else would let their hubby have 22 chicks in the bedroom and...