Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chickencrazy429]

"The chicks survived their first night in the coop!"

 

[Chickies4ever]

"The chicks survived their first night in the coop!"

NO WAY!!!! THAT IS AWESOME! Do they have any blood on them? Are your chicken fine with them now? PM ME!

 

[CyndiChick]

"I'm getting tired of you two feathered bullies messing with my Pretty Girl. Don't make me cook you for Sunday dinner!" (To two hens who won't leave my EE alone, even afer being confined for two days in a smaller cage while she got free run of the coop. Grrrr!)

My son, when the hen was mean and pecked our EE "Mom, when we fight you spank us. How come you don't spank the chickens? Or take away their play time? If you don't discipline them, they won't learn."

 

[LibRat]

I can't make the bed cuz the chickens fell asleep on our pillows :/

 

[chickencrazy429]

Quote: No, not in the hens' coop-- the hens' old old coop-- ya know, the very first one. They're still too small for the hens!

 

[BunnyLover44]

If you don't stop pooping your dinner!

 

[Fawn and Fam]

Today to my children: "Did you wash your hands, or are they chicky?"

Last night, my hubby to me: "Did you put the chicks to bed?"

The other day, to my youngest child: "Get that chicken off your head!!!"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Hedwig, I can't believe you just swam across the poop bin filled with rain water. I should call you silly duck instead."
"MOM! I need a towel-- THIS INSTANT!" "Why?" "Hedwig swam across the poop bin!" "How can someone swim in poop?" "Don't ask

 

[miquwid]

I can't wait to go home and see my chickens.

 

[alindm1]

We need to leave, I dont think that I locked up the hens. They will never forgive me if I don't.