If you don't have any palm trees then you can go out and cut the very top off a pine tree, our cows like nesting in those. DEFINITELY chain them to the tree though so they don't try to nest on your roof!
I've been off looking for a monkey this last week, tried Monkey-A-Round and Simians-R-S, but they charge WAY too much for my budget. And I didn't see any special deals while I was looking. I also checked Craigslist but the ones on there looked slightly scary, probably are too old to learn how to...
My parents don't like when I wash our cow diapers in the washing machine also, especially when I just stick one in with a load of sheets mom is washing. I don't get it, who likes perfectly clean sheets anyway?
I like the cork idea, maybe I'll have to try that. Does anyone know where I can get...