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Quote: Um, no.

Quote: Let me interject my usual bit of unpopular reality: The evolutionary purpose of chickens, like mice and rabbits, is to be food for everything else. Including us. Raise a few spares, and let them out of the coop knowing that nature will eventually run it's course whether you like it or...

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Quote: No, it wouldn't, but admitting you were wrong might make things right. Okay, okay. I admit I wasn't really planning to have everyone executed. I'll see if I can use my influence with the DA to get them off with probation and community service. In the meantime, would anyone like to...

Should I put two little smiley-face thingies next time?

Quote: If I were on such a jury, I'd want the death penalty for both the plaintiff and the defendant, all their chickens and dogs, their friends, families, and the towns where they were born. Just sayin'... Wow! I have 13 birds killed, and I get the death penalty. The jerk got ticketed...

Quote: If I were on such a jury, I'd want the death penalty for both the plaintiff and the defendant, all their chickens and dogs, their friends, families, and the towns where they were born. Just sayin'...

Figure fourteen jurors out of work for a day, plus the time of the judge, clerk of the court, bailiffs, plaintiff, defendant, etc. As Danny Devito said in "War of the Roses": "There is no winning in court. There are only degrees of losing." If I were in the selection pool, I'd raise my hand...

This is going to be a jury trial? If I were on jury duty and lost work and a day of my life over chickens and dogs, I would be displeased.

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