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When your city friends somehow got it in their heads that you wash your chickens every Monday in the bathtub (somehow mis-reading the concept that you wash your chickens before shows, like once a year.) When the 4-H office just directs calls they get about chickens to you, 'cos you're known in...

You know you are country when your mom asks you what you want for your birthday and you tell her "twenty tons of pea gravel and some highway cloth to redo the corridor between the north and south pastures."

Your husband's idea of a big Friday night is to go to the opening of a new Tractor Supply store.

And ewww, when the egg was in the pocket of your rain slicker, which has been in the closet since last fall, and the egg bursts when you put your hand in, and stinks to high heaven! Ewwwww.

Quote: Quote: Or, when you're allergic to bee stings and rather than pay $40 for an epi pen you tell your doctor the next time you're stung you'll just give yourself an IM shot in the leg 'cause you already have the Epinephrine in the meds fridge in the barn.

- When your idea of "dressed up" is clothes that don't have some kind of poop, blood, or dirt on them. - When your arms are all scratched up from working on fence to the point where if you were a teenager people would worry you were a "cutter." - When you have two semen tanks in your living...