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Quote: ^ - Contradictory. A slave is unpaid, so if you got ten bucks for a day of servitude, you could not possibly be a slave. I know, I know. I CAN'T HELP IT, THOUGH!!! I must point these things out! In answer to your question, it depends on who I would be serving.

No. For $10, would you throw several angry raccoons into a crowded mall?

Depends on how much it costs. For $10, would you give me an AK-47?

No. For $10, would you shoot a potato cannon into the face of a Secret Service agent? (If you say yes, I'll make you my hero!)

I don't have a brother. For $10, would you search DHS and Fusion Center files to see if I'm on a watch list?

Maybe... For $10, would you hide a piece of steel in your pocket when going through an airport metal detector?

If I could wear leather gloves. For $10, would you fire a potato cannon into a crowd of hippies? (First thing that popped into my head.)

Maybe. For $10, would you release 72 squirrels and 97 angry raccoons onto the stage at a Justin Bieber concert?

NO! For $10, would you shoot spitballs at Ben Bernanke?

Quote: Yes. BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!! For $10, would you run around New York throwing potatoes at people?

Sure. For $10, would you drop crates of roosters onto the White House lawn from a low-flying helicopter? (I would SO do that!

Quote: Hmm... I don't really know much about shipping chickens... you can have one. For $10 would you buy me a Dutch Hookbill? Pweeeze? No. For $10, would you run around outside Congress screaming like a raving lunatic?

Quote: Yes. Would you smell Q9's feet? For $10? Yes. Would you lick Q9's feet? Yes again. Why is it always MY feet, though?

Quote: Ah, no. For $10, would you yell random nonsense into the microphone during a political rally? Yes. Would you smell Q9's feet? Ten bucks to smell my own feet?! Sure! It would probably kill anyone else, though. Especially if I've had sandals on for a couple of hours...

Quote: No. I love milk, but not that much! LOL Would you go to the mall with cow manure slapped across your face after the cow got mad at you while you were milking? (true story... happened to me right before I went to church for Bible study... I love waterproof mascara- it's manure proof...

No. For $10 would you set off a box of firecrackers and throw it onto the White House lawn?

Quote: No. For $10 would you fire a 12-gauge in an echo-filled room - without ear protection?

Quote: Sure! For $10 would you sit through a dozen episodes of Teletubbies? (I would probably kill myself. )

No. For $10 would you eat an orangutan? (Cooked, of course)

Depends on how many people I could bring and what weapons were provided. For $10, would you fire a .50 caliber rifle while standing on a balance beam 10 feet above a hard surface?